thedailywhat:

DIY Justice of the Day: Long story short, the Westboro Baptist Church arrived in Brandon, Mississippi, to picket the funeral of Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers who was killed in action in Afghanistan.

However, a series of events reportedly kept the WBC from doing any actual protesting: A WBC member was beaten by locals at a gas station; Rankin County pickup trucks strategically blocked Kansas-plated cars outside the WBC’s hotel; protesters that made it to the funeral were “ushered away to be questioned” under cover of an alleged involvement in a crime.

The source of the report is a lone member of the Ole Miss message board The Oxford Square, and the account is nowhere to be found in mainstream media outlets, but it’s interesting to note that the controversial nature of the tactics supposedly employed to prevent the WBC from protesting Rogers’ funeral — namely the beating and the questionable detainment — has forced Redditors and MeFites to do something they likely find as repugnant as the WBC: Defend the WBC.

WBC is among the most despicable hate groups operating in the US today. As such, they are our generation’s litmus test of whether we really believe in the Bill of Rights. If you agree that they should be beaten up and detained by police on false pretenses then the answer is simple, you don’t.

[blackfive / reddit / mefi / video: thehayride.]

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mnwka:

ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.

GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.

INTERNET GOLD.

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I love cops.  No really.  

she likes my John Deere.  

whoops.  my bad.

We don’t f**k around with the dry rub, son